Joke Of The Day

Little Johnny greeted his mother at the door after she had been out of
town all week and said, "Mommy, guess what? Yesterday, I was playing
in the closet in your bedroom and Daddy came into the room with the
lady from across the street and they got undressed and they got into bed and
then Daddy got on top of her and -"

The mother held up her hand and said, "Not another word! Wait until
your father gets home and then I want you to tell him exactly what
you've just told me."

The father comes home and the wife tells him that she's leaving
him. "But why?" said the husband.
"Go ahead, Johnny, tell Daddy just what you told me." The wife said.

"Well," said little Johnny, "I was playing in your closet and Daddy
came upstairs with the lady from across the street and they got undressed and they
got into bed and Daddy got on top of her and they did just what you
did, Mommy, with Uncle James Yesterday.